“A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.”
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
“Some guy hit my fender and I said “be fruitful and multiply” but not in those words.”
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.'”
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
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Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, "This is the real me", and when you have found that attitude, follow it.
- James Truslow Adams
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